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Bud, Balls, and Bigfoot: Weed fuels workouts, politics, Bigfoot hunts, and casino dreams—all while science deep-dives into its DNA.

From sweaty workouts and wild PR stunts to legislative smackdowns and high-stakes casino vibes—weed’s on fire, and it’s only getting hotter.

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Hypotenews
Jun 09, 2025
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Forget couch-locked clichés—today’s weed is building biceps, triggering wild Texas plebiscites, rubbing elbows with Bigfoot hunters, and practically begging casino dealers to spark up. Science’s latest move? Tweaking weed’s DNA like a lab-class rebel. Grab your gummies, this ride’s about to get hilarious

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