Puff, Puff, Pass the Policy—But Not Before Elon Pees in a Cup

Hemp wants rules, DEA wants agents, Musk might get tested, Hawaii gets chill, Germany rethinks weed, and the White House ghosted pot.

Cannabis may be mainstream, but the headlines are anything but predictable. This week, we’re watching the federal government stall on hemp safety while Hawaii blazes a new trail in medical access. Elon Musk could soon be subject to government-mandated drug tests (yes, really), the DEA is hiring like it’s the 1980s, and Germany’s once-bold legalization i…