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Legal Weed, Illegal Weed, and Nobody Can Tell Which Is Which
Hawaii yanked hemp THC off the shelves this morning, North Carolina says cannabis odor still justifies a search even when it’s lawful, & Massachusetts…
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Four States, Four Completely Different Ideas of What “Regulated Weed” Means
DEA is drawing a hard line on synthetic cannabinoids, Illinois is merging medical and rec, Virginia gave businesses 40 days before a rule that could…
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The Week in Weed: Congress Said “Wait.” Square Said “We’re Not Waiting.”
The Senate bought hemp another month, Medicare quietly stepped into the CBD fight, payment processors are already bailing, and cannabis is getting too…
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More Americans now smoke weed daily than drink incase the law hasn’t noticed.
Your Saturday recap of the seven days that moved cannabis: insurers warming to reimbursement, Delaware greenlighting THC drinks, and a former AG…
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July 2026

The Federal Government Just Fact-Checked the Anti-Weed Argument
Its own survey shows teen use falling as legalization spreads. Meanwhile a governor warns the hemp ban could cost 3,500 jobs, and Rhode Island is…
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Weekend Edition: When Did Big Alcohol Start Defending Weed?
The Alcohol Industry Just Switched Sides
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Trump's Cannabis Approval Just Cratered 25 Points
Hemp farmers are staring down a November cliff, first responders are done waiting, and the industry just wrote $15 million in checks to shape whose…
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Weed Won the Culture. Now It Has to Win the Paperwork.
A judge questions why weed means guns, a former Homeland Security chief calls hemp a China threat, and a congressman resurrects "loser in life." The…
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The Government Just Published a Report on Weed Scales
Plus a 1994 conviction becomes a gun-rights case, Texas threatens to torch its hemp market, and Virginia makes patients choose between medicine and…
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June 2026

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