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The Weed Breathalyzer May Come From 9/11 Bomb Detection
Cannabis Has Entered Its “Trust Me, Prove It” Era
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One in Nine Seniors Used Cannabis in the Last 24 Hours
Grandma Is Part of the Market Now. New federally funded research says older Americans are consuming at rates that would have been unthinkable a…
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Cannabis Needs Boring Insurance More Than Another Legalization Headline
A ten-year study found opioid use dropped 90% among cannabis patients with chronic back pain & Congress wants to stop past weed use from killing federal…
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6,621 Cancer Patients. Finally, Some Real Data.
Minnesota just published one of the largest government medical-cannabis studies ever run, and the results are quietly convincing. Meanwhile the FDA is…
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$100,000 a Year in Bank Fees for a Risk Nobody Can Find
The Feds Say Weed Is Medicine. The Majority Leader Says Gateway Drug.
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The DEA Has 26 Questions for You
Cannabis Won the Argument. Now Everyone’s Fighting Over the Footnotes.
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August 2026

Cannabis Is Hitting Government Where It Hurts: The Budget
$9.4 Million Projected. $425,000 Collected. Oops.
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Legal Weed, Illegal Weed, and Nobody Can Tell Which Is Which
Hawaii yanked hemp THC off the shelves this morning, North Carolina says cannabis odor still justifies a search even when it’s lawful, & Massachusetts…
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Four States, Four Completely Different Ideas of What “Regulated Weed” Means
DEA is drawing a hard line on synthetic cannabinoids, Illinois is merging medical and rec, Virginia gave businesses 40 days before a rule that could…
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The Week in Weed: Congress Said “Wait.” Square Said “We’re Not Waiting.”
The Senate bought hemp another month, Medicare quietly stepped into the CBD fight, payment processors are already bailing, and cannabis is getting too…
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More Americans now smoke weed daily than drink incase the law hasn’t noticed.
Your Saturday recap of the seven days that moved cannabis: insurers warming to reimbursement, Delaware greenlighting THC drinks, and a former AG…
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July 2026

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