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Flashing Yellow Lights on the Road to Reform: Progress or Pushback?
Safety concerns, legal showdowns, psilocybin breakthroughs, and cannabis drinks changing happy hour forever.
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From the White House to Your House: Will Cannabis Finally Get the Green Light
From the White House to Your House: Will Cannabis Finally Get the Green Light
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Weed Whiplash: Texas fights hemp bans, Congress teeters on THC, DEA stalls reform, SCOTUS eyes gun rights, Florida heats up, and Georgia…
As state markets push forward and D.C. drags its heels, operators must navigate patchwork laws, political posturing, and a growing appetite for…
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July 2025

Weed, Lies, and Bureaucratic Quickies: USDA’s Getting Honest, Trump’s Getting Scientific, and Congress is Still Playing Hide the Reform
From Ricky Williams running point at the White House to hemp getting a 12-month timeout, this week’s cannabis news is like a policy soap opera—dramatic…
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Policy Gridlock, State Wins, and a Big Week for Cannabis Credibility
As Congress drags its feet, states plant seeds, healthcare speaks up, and science delivers the receipts—this issue unpacks who’s moving, who’s stalling…
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High & Mighty: NFL lobby, veteran healing, raids, love life, job joy, resort pot, labor drama, VA rollout.
From NFL stars lobbying the White House to ICE raids on licensed farms—and even science saying cannabis heats up your sex life—this issue unpacks the…
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SAFE Words, Dangerous Bills & One Angry Mike Tyson: The Highs, the Lows, and the Bills That Just Won’t Pass
Tyson’s swinging, Kentucky’s growing, SCOTUS is ghosting, SAFE’s stalling, and hemp’s on the chopping block.
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June 2025

From Bong Water to Bullsh*t Bills: Tracking the Winners, Losers, and WTF Moments in Cannabis Reform.
Minnesota clears the smoke, Texas stalls out, Nebraska plays doctor-cop, Nevada forgives, and a court finally gets it right.
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Congress Smokes Themselves Out: Highs, Lows, and Hemp Hysteria in Washington
FDA’s checking your CBD, Rand wants more THC, the VA’s going green, and Harris says “ban it all!”—meanwhile, the DOJ thinks cannabis turns you into…
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Pot, Politics & a 14-Foot Bigfoot: This Week’s Cannabis Clown Show
Texas teases legalization, Utah rebels, DC stalls reform, court battles guns and ganja, Bigfoot sparks outrage.
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Buds, Bans, and Ballgames: Gummy Bears on Trial, Sports Fans Blaze Up, and D.C. Hemp Goes to War
From Bigfoot joints to Capitol Hill turf wars, the cannabis industry’s wild ride continues—with lawsuits, lawmakers, and the Supreme Court all lighting…
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Bud, Balls, and Bigfoot: Weed fuels workouts, politics, Bigfoot hunts, and casino dreams—all while science deep-dives into its DNA.
From sweaty workouts and wild PR stunts to legislative smackdowns and high-stakes casino vibes—weed’s on fire, and it’s only getting hotter.
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